Looks like people around the net also have a thing for me because I am so awesome. I hate the term ‘around the net’. Where is this net? I thought it was virtual. Humans are just monkeys who like to name things and eat the occasional pickle.
January 18, 2008
So today Groggy, Froggy and myself played outside for a while. We decided to have a contest. So 7 4-litre bottles of Mountain Dew later (Yes, they come in that size) we had a winner. We said it was Froggy, but secretly it was me. Because I’m so awesome.
January 16, 2008
So, the other day someone asked me ‘What’s a pluffy?’ What’s a pluffy? Are you serious? It’s a state of being awesome! That’s what it is. And that’s me… Awesome! If you want a technical term then it’s short for ‘plush’ and ‘fluffy’. I am that too, but in a good way. No a great way. This is all me. Can you handle it? I don’t think so.
Another person asked what’s up with the ‘Hey, you with the face’ comment? Well, it really has to do with the fact that I don’t really care enough to actually take the effort to remember anyone’s name. You’re all below me so why should I bother. I’m like Prince, the musician. If I see you and your lucky enough to have me talk in your general direction you should be grateful.
January 15, 2008
Did you have a good weekend? I had a good weekend? Did you have a good weekend? Did I ask that already? More to the point do I care? No I guess I don’t. This is how I spent my weekend. It started Thursday and it ended Tuesday. It was a battle of the Titans!! Who won? Who do you think? I always win these things because I am awesome.
January 13, 2008
Ok. For those who don’t know me I’m Grins. I’m a Pluffy and I am better than you. It’s just that simple. Oh I could explain to you for hours about how smart I am. How cute I am. Or how everything I do is simply amazing. I live with a few other Frogs (Froggy, Groggy and another Grins). Let me continue by saying that living with some of them is a living hell. They have no respect for how amazing I am. Some day they will feel my wrath. And by ‘wrath’ I mean I’ll push them off of a shelf and watch them fall. Not the other Grins because we are all the same. You know one Grins, you know them all.
In this blog I’ll tell you about my freaking awesome existence. But more likely I’ll just rant about how I hate everything that ever was, is or will be. But that’s just my way. I stare and I rant.
I am Grins.
