Stateside

Hey people. I just got back from the U.S of A! I went shopping. Didn’t buy a lot. A super mall is a crazy and dangerous place for a small frog this time of year. Plenty of stupid people who don’t look where they’re going! And when you’re less than 1 foot high like me you need quick cat-ninja like reflexes.  Thankfully I have them in spades.

But really I like to jump from head to head, shoulder to shoulder, with the occasional swinging too and fro. I also like to depart while leaving a word of advice like ‘you suck’, ‘you smell’ or ‘You’re ugly’. People never realize that it’s me.

PF (Pocket Frog) had a bath last night. Man was he stinky!! Like bad cheese kind of stinky.

 

Itroducing the bane of my existance… well one of them

Let me introduce you to Lil’ Froggy (or Pocket Frog to some) He’s a annoying little frog that seems to capture the personalities of myself, Froggy and Groggy. And has that all rolled up into a small portable package. I hate him. He is my Nermal and Odie in one.  But he loves adventure, and he gets out a lot more than he should be allowed too.

 

NOM NOM NOM

Hey, sup world? I have been living the good life. Roaming around the city, seeing friends and going for some amazing meals. Why? Because I deserve it of course!! Here is me having the 2nd course of a fine meal prepared ala’ loopy.

 

My weekend activities

This weekend was 4th annual Rubik weekend at the old ‘Grins Housienda’. Grins got the easy cube where as I took the harder one. I only really care enough to do just the green side. Kermit the Frog (spit) sang ‘its not easy being green’ where as he should have sung how awesome it is to be seafoam or padua or limon or prairie green or mint.

 

I am more cute than Grover!

There I said it! I know you have all been thinking it. I can read your minds. Ok not really. But I can’t look into your soul!!!! And here is my proof!

Suck it Muppet!!

 

Happy Groundhogs day

Today we met our annual guest. Max the Ground hog. He’s been around for years sitting on a protected shelf (no pushing allowed dammit). He was a little skitterish being on the table all alone with me. Needless to say he bounced a few times.

 

Flowers… for Me!!!

So someone sent me these lovely flowers. Well not me precisely, but I took them none the less because I deserve them for being so awesome and cute. You may notice the other Grins behind the flowers. Thats me as well. We are all the same. Like I said, you know one Grins you know them all. We are legion and cute.

Anyways, I’d like to thank that person with the face for the flowers.

Oh yeah. After the photo I pushed the flowers off the table!

 

Me the Pop Icon

I am more attractive than soup. But try not to let some people hear that because they like soup a lot!

 

I am a superstar!

Looks like people around the net also have a thing for me because I am so awesome. I hate the term ‘around the net’. Where is this net? I thought it was virtual. Humans are just monkeys who like to name things and eat the occasional pickle.

http://www.pink-shiny.co.uk/Grins.htm

http://websites.uk-plc.net/The_World_Of_Grins/epage528.htm

 

Winter Wonderland fun

So today Groggy, Froggy and myself played outside for a while. We decided to have a contest. So 7 4-litre bottles of Mountain Dew later (Yes, they come in that size) we had a winner. We said it was Froggy, but secretly it was me. Because I’m so awesome.