Stateside

Hey people. I just got back from the U.S of A! I went shopping. Didn’t buy a lot. A super mall is a crazy and dangerous place for a small frog this time of year. Plenty of stupid people who don’t look where they’re going! And when you’re less than 1 foot high like me you need quick cat-ninja like reflexes.  Thankfully I have them in spades.

But really I like to jump from head to head, shoulder to shoulder, with the occasional swinging too and fro. I also like to depart while leaving a word of advice like ‘you suck’, ‘you smell’ or ‘You’re ugly’. People never realize that it’s me.

PF (Pocket Frog) had a bath last night. Man was he stinky!! Like bad cheese kind of stinky.

 

The Traveling Grins

Hey world. I am out of town for the next week or so. Why? Because I am awesome and needed to get away from the other frogs in my life. I am in Toronto. This is me on the way to a baseball game. It was a great game! Mainly because of foul balls flying around and hitting people.

I might update more if someone is kind enough to take more action photos of me. I think I’m going to go to the CN Tower. I wonder if you can push things off of it?

 

Itroducing the bane of my existance… well one of them

Let me introduce you to Lil’ Froggy (or Pocket Frog to some) He’s a annoying little frog that seems to capture the personalities of myself, Froggy and Groggy. And has that all rolled up into a small portable package. I hate him. He is my Nermal and Odie in one.  But he loves adventure, and he gets out a lot more than he should be allowed too.

 

NOM NOM NOM

Hey, sup world? I have been living the good life. Roaming around the city, seeing friends and going for some amazing meals. Why? Because I deserve it of course!! Here is me having the 2nd course of a fine meal prepared ala’ loopy.

 

You miss me? Of course you did

It’s been a long time. I was sitting on a top shelf for a while. It was a really high shelf! I’m talking 20 feet (120 frog feet). Now I am back and this time its personal.

I don’t even know what that means.

 

My weekend activities

This weekend was 4th annual Rubik weekend at the old ‘Grins Housienda’. Grins got the easy cube where as I took the harder one. I only really care enough to do just the green side. Kermit the Frog (spit) sang ‘its not easy being green’ where as he should have sung how awesome it is to be seafoam or padua or limon or prairie green or mint.

 

I am more cute than Grover!

There I said it! I know you have all been thinking it. I can read your minds. Ok not really. But I can’t look into your soul!!!! And here is my proof!

Suck it Muppet!!

 

Happy Groundhogs day

Today we met our annual guest. Max the Ground hog. He’s been around for years sitting on a protected shelf (no pushing allowed dammit). He was a little skitterish being on the table all alone with me. Needless to say he bounced a few times.

 

Flowers… for Me!!!

So someone sent me these lovely flowers. Well not me precisely, but I took them none the less because I deserve them for being so awesome and cute. You may notice the other Grins behind the flowers. Thats me as well. We are all the same. Like I said, you know one Grins you know them all. We are legion and cute.

Anyways, I’d like to thank that person with the face for the flowers.

Oh yeah. After the photo I pushed the flowers off the table!

 

Me the Pop Icon

I am more attractive than soup. But try not to let some people hear that because they like soup a lot!